A List for Wisdom and Laughter – In Honor of Mothers | Grandma's Ramblings

I have shared some of the one sentence (or two) quotes that I have found either good for a laugh – or serious reflection.

One Sentence for Wisdom or Laughter

Another list for Wisdom or Laughter

So – in honor of our mothers, let me share some quotes that I hope will make you laugh – but also appreciate your mother.

Things mother would NEVER say:

1. “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?”
2. “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too”
3. “Just leave all the lights on … it makes the house look more cheery”
4. “Let me smell that shirt — Yeah, it’s good for another week”
5. “Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day”
6. “Well, if Timmy’s mom says it’s OK, that’s good enough for me.”
7. “The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.”
8. “I don’t have a tissue with me … just use your sleeve”
9. “Don’t bother wearing a jacket – the wind-chill is bound to improve.
10. You don’t want to eat your vegetables – just grab a hand of M&M’s.